Posted 2 days ago

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

Posted 2 days ago

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

poots

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

(Source: csattogoslepke)

Posted 2 days ago

supertrout95:

blazeberg:

I’m freaking out I don’t usually reblog this stuff but this is like incredible

Posted 2 days ago

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

Posted 2 days ago

liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

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James McAvoy and Jessica Chastain on MTV After Hours with Josh Horowitz [x]

(Source: bennyisherp)

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dxglitter:

theresabonita:

You know what’s really sad? In middle school we learn about STD’s and sexual infections and how to have sex safely but we never learned about women’s personal health. How to take care of our vagina’s because that’s a thing. I knew what a wet dream was before I knew what a yeast infection was and by then it was too late.

This thing. This thing is so fucked up.

Posted 1 week ago
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red-lipstick:

Nicholas Tolmachov (Kiev, Ukraine) - Adam, 2013     Drawings

(Source: Flickr / tolmachov)

Posted 1 week ago

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

image

Posted 1 week ago

hogwartsradio:

The mystery has been solved! 

Newt Scamander only meant to stay in New York for a few hours.